catastrophe

there was - there was a girl who could only live on lemonade. well her parents were really old and rubbish and they kept giving it to her until the point she couldnt have anything else. they were really nice. they only gave it to her because they really liked her. she could only live on lemonade. if she didnt have lemonade - she'll die. and her parents were going to die soon too because their blood was blue (or something like that). and she had a brother but he was really stupid. so no one really cared about him. they just wanted their little girl to love.

the only trouble is, no one thought about her brother. she was in a bottle, he was on his own. no one thought about him. they just .. left him. so he sat by her, her brother, he sat by her in the bottle. in case lemonade helped her outside. she could see him really clearly on the sides. even though the grass is as thick as his skull. in case it was the country side. there was nothing for him to eat. nothing for him to buy. and he was starving, and she could see that. and no one was looking after him. and because he's a bit stupid, he cant really look after himself. and it kept on raining so it was getting a bit rusty. she was having an amazing time with her lemonade but. she knew she had to help him. so she swam to the surface but. she couldnt get out! it was too far away! this bottle was too big!

she knew she had to do something. he was getting worse and worse and worse. and he was really hungry and thirsty. and he started eating grass and puking up all the time. so she tried to think of some counter for it. but she couldnt. all she knew was that he needed her with him. all she could do was watch him puke his guts out at the other side of the glass. she started to drink. and she drank and she drank and she drank. and this was a lot of lemonade. enough to last her until she died. cause her parents wanted her to live for ages.

but she drank. every last drop. until she was in an empty bottle. but that was no good she still couldnt get out. but thats ok. cause she just waited. until she had a big one stored up. cause she drunk all the pop. she drunk all the lemonade. then she started to fart. it was slow at first then it was really loud and hard. and she blew her way out of the bottle, straight through the top (like a rocket). then she stopped her brother eating grass. then they found a nice little house to live in together. her and her brother. and it turned out that drinking the lemonade did cure her. because she never wanted it again. she had gin for the rest of her life.