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walrusgumboot says:
ok i just put the sausages into the microwave
and its like EXPLODING
i'm so scared
pink maggit says:
AH
WOOHOO!
SAUSAGE PARDY
OMG ERNY DID YOU POKE HOLES
walrusgumboot says:
FOR WHAT
pink maggit says:
TO FGSHGDSJDDHG
walrusgumboot says:
omgomgomgogmogmogmogmogm
pink maggit says:
STOP TAEK IT OUT
STOIP IT
walrusgumboot says:
HOW
pink maggit says:
STIO THTE FUCKIGN THING
TURN IT OFF I DONT KNOW PRTESS "OFF"
OR THE ETHIGN THAT LOOKS LIKE (|o|)
cause you need to poke holes to let the inside cook and so the sausage wont EXPLODEINYOFACE
walrusgumboot says:
WHATS THAT THING
pink maggit says:
THE FUCKING |STOP BUTTON
walrusgumboot says:
you didnt tell me to poke holes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pink maggit says:
I COPY PASTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
walrusgumboot says:
oh is it red in colour?
pink maggit says:
erny how did you turnb on the microwave
turn it off teh same way
poke holes
and put back in
BEFROE IT EXPLODES
walrusgumboot says:
EXPLODING ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pink maggit says:
YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
TURN SWITCH OFF
walrusgumboot says:
and idk why its taking like 5 minutes to FUCKING COOK
pink maggit says:
BECAUSE
MICROWAVES
DONT COOK
walrusgumboot says:
and exploding like a mother fucker!!
pink maggit says:
THEY REHEAT
YOU DAMN BIMBO
IM NOT BUYING YOUR BALLOONS AH
walrusgumboot says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHH GOT SMOKE
pink maggit says:
YOU TURN OFF NOW
TURN IT THE FUCK OFF OMG
(SO EXCOITING)
walrusgumboot says:
I DONT KNOW WHICH IS THE FUCKING OFF BUTTON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
pink maggit says:
THE PLUG
walrusgumboot says:
fuck really got smoke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MY SAUSAGES FUCKING BURNT SIA
its like black and weird
should i still eat it
pink maggit says:
um
its BLACK and WEIRD, should you still eat it?