catastrophe

If you could have dinner with five famous people, (alive or not) who would
it be and why?

very common question. even usc ask this in entry interviews. i can never
answers this question. i dont know why. i think i can but i would want to
change my answers after a while. like how faisal and i cant make mixtapes
because we would want to always change the songs. same syndrome. fickledness.
want to be perfectness. browsing through tumblr this fine saturday morning
drinking oj from the box and eating donuts, i found a really good anwser.

via palahniuk&chocolate:


1. Alexander Skarsgård - We’d get drunk on wine and start making out in the restaurant.

2. Eli Roth - We’d have an epic six hour conversation about all things film related. I’d
awkwardly slip him a screenplay, beg him to read it, and he’d mock me. Then we’d start
making out in the restaurant.

3. Chuck Palahniuk - I’d stare slack-jawed in amazement at him for the duration of
the meal.

4. Spencer Pratt - He’d walk into the restaurant, sit down and I’d immediately tase
him in the face. I’d call Eli, we’d throw him in the trunk of a car, drive to an abandoned
warehouse and torture him. Good times.

5. Anderson Cooper - I’d have to actively resist the urge to sit on his lap and cuddle
him the entire time. Of course, we’d become BFFs, have multiple subsequent dinner dates,
and I’d cry inside, knowing we could never be anything more.

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the hills reference and common hate for spencer pratt (y). "tase him
in the face" .. so br00tal! palahniuk is one of my favourite writers.
if it was me i would try to talk but would say all the wrong things
and stutter/slurr a lot. A LOT. eli roth makes the most awesome gory
films in the world. and cheyenne and i are fond of the name eli. i
now wanna name my son elias and make everyone call him eli. but that
would mess up my plan to name my children after star wars characters.
ah well, i have years to decide. alexander skarsgård is from sweden.
and if you know me well enough swedish people gets approval by
default ^_^v. and anderson cooper has SILVER HAIR. how can anyone
not want to have dinner with him?! plus the fact that he is so
smart and charming and witty. AND he's in a suit all the time. i have
a silly but major weakness for boys in suits. like barney stinson.
oh ily very much barney stinson you are legen .. wait for it!