catastrophe

choice pastimes:

- presenting friends with false dilemmas and artificial ultimatums
- patronizing my 9-year-old brother's blog, strategizing mock-related punctuations to everyday
speech, replaying these made-up scenarios when my mind is in a blank abyss (read: office hours),
proceeding to chuckle silently to myself until i eventually cough or tear. or cough tearfully.
- julian perretta
- making redundant lists
- disliking popular pop culture i.e tumblr, formspring, world cup, poker showdowns, et cetera
- politely declining self-inflicted yet dubious hourly urges to punch someone in the face
- listening to the foam of my morning latte swish back and forth for no less than 7 minutes
- questioning my sanity
- wondering why it was known as "fischmonger" in shakespearean times, a la Hamlet
- questioning HIS sanity
- applying an excessively unnecessary amount of cranberry shimmer lip balm